Happy Birthday, Old Man

Once again we arrive at the auspicious date of February 16, when the Lodestar for the 21st Century was brought into the world under the twin rainbows over the holy mother Mount Paekdu. Were it not for the Son of the Sun, the Shining Star of Juche and Songun policies, the imperial aggressors and their puppets would have destroyed the People's paradise with their decadent Jonas Brothers and Double Meat Whoppers.

Manse!
Dear Leader,
Manse!